The Boss Went Down to the Copy Room …. {a parody}

The boss went down to the supply room, she was looking for an envelope to seal.
She was in a bind ‘cos she was way behind and she was ready to close a deal.

When she came across this young man copyin’ on a Xerox and playin’ it hot.
The boss jumped upon a Banker’s Box and said: “Boy let me tell you what:

“I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a copy maker too.
“And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.

“Now you make a pretty good copy, boy, but give the boss her due:
“I bet a raise of gold against your soul, ‘cos I think I’m better than you.”

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A 12 Days of Christmas Parody – for Office Supplies!

Are you ready? We have a new & improved OfficeZilla version of “The 12 Days of Christmas” to share with you today. While I’m not really a huge fan of cumulative songs, it is Christmas time and that means that the ritual of alternately enduring and enjoying the music of the holidays is upon us. All my life I thought … Continue reading